Hillary Clinton Presently Considered One Of The Least Influential Figures Of 2016

 

Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton makes a concession speech after being defeated by Republican president-elect Donald Trump in New York on November 9, 2016. (JEWEL SAMAD/AFP/Getty Images)

Hillary Clinton’s fall was fast, now she has been named as one of 30 people to make GO’s “Least Influential People Of 2016”.  Also on the list are Anthony Weiner, Tim Kaine, and Harambe, that’s the gorilla that was shot dead after a child fell into his enclosure.

The magazine stated the list is a “comprehensive, anger-fueled list of everyone who ruined our year.”

 

“I hate putting her here, given that liberals turned on her like pit vipers the moment she conceded, and given that nearly three million more people voted for her than her opponent, and given that Russia deliberately hijacked the election cycle,” Drew Magary wrote.

“When you lose an election to Donald Trump, you belong on this list,” he went on. “How do you fuck that up?? It’s Donald Trump! I genuinely doubt whether that man can tie his own shoes, and he still beat her. Would it have killed you to visit Wisconsin, Hillary? I know it’s full of fat people and bad pretzels, but sometimes you gotta come out of your fundraising hole and kiss some babies.”

“I’ll never get over it,” he said.

 

“I’ll be 80 and on my deathbed and my kids will be around me and I’ll beckon them closer and, in my final moments, I will whisper these words like a secret: “I can’t believe she lost to that asshole.”

 

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